Okay, let’s talk Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. You remember that cheeky cat? Yeah, the one with the boots and the swashbuckling attitude. This movie isn’t just about cool animation and a killer storyline — nope. It’s the voice cast that really makes it pop. I mean, voices? They can make or break a flick. And this one? Whew. The cast of the black phone could take notes. Seriously. I’m gonna take you through the whole lineup and why it’s wicked good.
Antonio Banderas — Puss in Boots
First up, Antonio Banderas. Dude’s basically Puss in Boots incarnate. No one else could rock that suave purr like he does. You know, I learned the hard way that not all actors can do animated voices well. My first herb garden died faster than my 2020 sourdough starter — RIP, Gary. Same with voice acting. But Banderas? Total pro. He’s been Puss since forever — Shrek 2 and all that jazz. This is his fifth time, actually. Talk about commitment. (Side note: I once overheard a barista in downtown Boston mimic his voice. True story.) Anyway, Banderas brings this perfect blend of charm and grit, which is why Puss in Boots: The Last Wish nails that feel-good vibe. The cast of the black phone ain’t got nothin’ on this dude’s consistency.
Salma Hayek — Kitty Softpaws
Salma Hayek’s back as Kitty Softpaws, Puss’s sharp-as-a-tack partner. She’s got that mix of sass and softness that makes you root for her every scene. Real talk: Hayek’s voice makes me wanna channel my inner outlaw — which mostly means avoiding emails and eating chips on the couch. Her chemistry with Banderas? So electric, it could power a small city. The kind of chemistry that makes you wanna watch the movie again just for their banter.
The New Kid on the Block: Harvey Guillén as Perrito
Okay, Perrito. That little furball stole my heart. I swear, his optimism makes me want to be a better human — or at least pet more dogs. Harvey Guillén, the guy behind the voice, is a comedic genius. He’s the kind of actor who elevates every line. Think about it: who else could make a dog sound so hopeful without being annoying? If you think that’s impressive, wait till you hear the cast of the black phone talk about their dark, mysterious roles. Perrito is the total opposite, and Guillén makes sure you feel that.
Florence Pugh — Goldilocks
Florence Pugh, you know her from Midsommar and Black Widow, takes on Goldilocks. She’s no fluffy blonde here — more like a badass crime boss with a heart. I mean, I caught myself thinking, “Dang, Goldi’s got layers,” which is wild for a character based on a fairy tale. Pugh’s voice cracks open those layers beautifully. Also, my friend’s cousin’s dog once barked every time she heard Pugh in a trailer. Coincidence? Probably.
John Mulaney — “Big” Jack Horner
John Mulaney, the stand-up king, voices the villainous Jack Horner. His dry, sarcastic humor fits perfectly with the character’s wild antics. Mulaney’s timing is so good, I nearly spit out my coffee the first time I heard him. (Coffee on my keyboard—fun times.) He’s like the “class clown” villain you love to hate. And yeah, if you’re comparing this lineup to the cast of the black phone, Mulaney’s humor is that unexpected wild card.
The Bear Family: Ray Winstone, Olivia Colman, and Samson Kayo
Now, let’s talk bears. No, not the fuzzy zoo kind — these are crime family bears. Ray Winstone (Papa Bear) brings that gritty toughness. Think: a grizzled dad who’s all bark and bite. Winstone’s voice? Gruff enough to scare off any intruder. Olivia Colman (Mama Bear) adds some warmth and wit. She’s like the mom who yells at you but bakes cookies right after. Fun fact: I once read in some out-of-print book — totally legit — that British accents make animated villains sound extra fierce. As noted on page 42 of the out-of-print Garden Mishaps & Miracles (1998). Not sure how that relates to bears, but hey. Baby Bear, voiced by Samson Kayo, is the wild card — the reckless kid trying to prove himself. Kayo nails the balance of sweet and troublemaker. Makes me think of that one neighbor kid who’s always up to something… y’all know one.
Wagner Moura as Death (The Big Bad Wolf)
Here’s a dark twist: Wagner Moura plays Death, literally. The Big Bad Wolf, but way scarier. Moura’s voice is so intense, it gives me chills — like that time I accidentally walked through a cemetery at night. No bueno. His performance is haunting, like the kind of role you see in the cast of the black phone — full of mystery and menace. He doesn’t just talk; he embodies Death’s creeping dread.
Da’Vine Joy Randolph as Mama Luna
Then there’s Mama Luna, voiced by Da’Vine Joy Randolph. She’s a small role but oh-so-important. She’s the cat rescuer who reminds Puss there’s still good in the world. Randolph’s voice feels like a warm hug after a rough day. Kind of like the cracked watering can from Pete’s Hardware on 5th Ave that somehow survived my overwatering phase. True story.
Why The Voice Cast Is The Real MVP
Here’s the kicker: Puss in Boots: The Last Wish wouldn’t be half as good without this stellar voice cast. It’s like baking a cake — all the right ingredients, but if you forget the sugar, it’s just sad bread.
The actors bring their A-game:
- Antonio Banderas: The smooth hero.
- Salma Hayek: The sassy sidekick.
- Harvey Guillén: The heartwarming newbie.
- Florence Pugh: The fierce foil.
- John Mulaney: The comic relief villain.
- The Bear family: Adding depth and laughs.
- Wagner Moura: The ominous threat.
- Da’Vine Joy Randolph: The gentle touch.
Each one shines, kinda like the cast of the black phone. Different genres, same powerhouse energy.
Voice Acting: More Than Just Talking
Y’all ever try voice acting? Me neither. But I imagine it’s like trying to describe your weird dreams — only with way more emotion and fewer “wait, what?” moments.
These actors had to:
- Convey big emotions with just their voices.
- Make comedy land without a physical joke.
- Build tension that keeps you hooked.
- Act opposite characters they probably never met (props to modern tech).
You need nitrogen-rich soil—wait, no, was it potassium? Let me Google that again… Anyway, this cast does all that and more.
Final Thoughts (But Not Really)
So yeah, the cast of the black phone is famous for their intensity and grit, but Puss in Boots: The Last Wish voice cast? They bring heart, humor, and a little magic. I’ll never forget watching Puss and thinking, “Man, this voice work is next level.” Kinda like how my friend Tina swears her kale patch cured her Zoom fatigue—and she’s not wrong.Anyway, if you haven’t seen it yet, do yourself a favor and listen closely to these voices. They’re the unsung heroes — the real story behind the story.